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JUST CAN'T WAIT:
type deliver from the menu

IT'S A BOY
type, in order
1. take pills
2. use pills
3. take gloves
4. use gloves
5. take blindfold
6. use blindfold
7. pull gently

CANT CONCENTRATE
same as its a boy award, but skip step 1 and 2

CONFUZZLED
dont do anything. let time run out

DIRTY HANDS
skip step 3 and 4 on its a boy award

GOODBYE WORLD:
type suicide

HERCULES
same as its a boy award, put type pull at step 7 instead of pull gently

PLAY AGAIN:
type play while playing

SPEEDY DELIVERY:
win the its a boy award under 20 seconds

THAT'S DISGUSTING
skip step 5 and 6 in its a boy award

WRONG WAY
type push

YOU'RE TOO SLOW
do 1 of the steps in its a boy award, then let time run out

XYZZY
type xyzzy while playing

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k thanks

THANK GOD.

Even though I am Canadian, and I live in Canada, I feel almost proud for America that half of them arent retarded. The election from the voters perspective was 50/50, but the electoral votes really knew their stuff.

I am absolutely ashamed that half of the voters voted for McCain.

McCain and Palin are Nazis.
They want 100 more years of war in Iraq and would have done terrible things to the country.

Finally, the first black president.

I am relieved, (even though im white :P), and I am happy that this time has finally come. This is paving the way for more colored presidents and world unity.

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THINGS I REALLY FUCKING HATE!!!
Original Thread: http://davidsserver.net/forums/index.p hp?topic=624.0

1) When people act stupid in an immature way to try to be funny but it's an obvious failed attempt and they chuckle at themselves
2) Lag
3) Awkward situations involving peoples failed jokes when you have to laugh to be sympathetic to how much they suck
4) When stupid people tell you to do something unrelated to whatever youre doing to fix a problem
(ie; I was on a plane and my onscreen personal movie player built into the seat in front of me would not turn on so she suggested i had plugged my headphones in wrong which is extremely retarded because its completely unrelated and its a fucking headphone jack you cant plug anything into it wrong and we solved the problem and like I said it was completely unrelated to that. GOD!)
5) Anime, japanese cartoons, anything cartoon related and japanese (ie; carmeldaansen, NOT FUNNY............)
6) Facepunch
7) Facepunch admins
8) 95% of internet memes, which arent funny
9) people thinking internet memes are funny when used in a situation where they clearly wouldnt be
(ie; how much did that xbox cost you? over 9000!!!............ AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD IF I WERE A RETARDED 8 YEAR OLD WHO HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOUR)
10) aids
11) first person shooters from before counter-strike: source because they look crappy
12) People messaging me as soon as i come on steam
13) People who type all sentences perfectly with all punctuation and capitalization intact because they think theyre better than everyone when the internet is informal and doesnt require you to be a grammar nazi
14) anyone who isnt 15 or older
15) home schooled people who dont go to school because someone hurt their feelings
16) people who are disabled and think that the world revolves around them (This only applies to the ones who think that, not disabled people in general)
17) People who over exaggerate a story to make themselves sound for interesting
18) people who are always politically correct and think that if you make a racist joke you must be a hateful KKK member....
19) conservatives (Believe in not legalizing marijuana, having 14-18 year olds get the same penalties for crime as adults ...)
20) People who make a bad joke then continue to remind you of the joke
21) anyone who doesn't act their age
22) people who are against the idea of trying marijuana "BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN UR LIEFZ AND GIVE U AIDEz"
23) people who refer to the internet as the interwebs too oftenly
24) people who make two or more accounts on any sort of thing like forums or steam and talk to themselves so it seems like they have friends
25) emos, screamos, nazis, people who cut themselves because they cant cope with the regular struggles of life
26) people with high pitched voices
27) midgets
28) midget clowns
29) crack whores
30) homeless people who would rather bug you for change than spend that time looking for a job or means of income
31) people who think that canada is some foreign snowy wasteland when it's 99% the same as america
32) people who think canadians say eh and aboot, i never say either
33) children
34) parents who give their young children microphones
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35) I HATE people who ask if I hate them, asking that makes me hate you
36) people who are extremely worried about what I think of them, similar to #35
37) people who complain and ask me if I hate them because they looked at this list and realized they were an emo homeschooled douche
38) people who think that they are rebellious and cool because they smoke when everyone does and its nothing special
39) this one is harder to explain... so I'll give it in an example. when you say jokingly "I hate french canadians" and then someone says "Oh... wow... I'm french canadian" when in reality they are some white redneck murrikan trash trying to make a "funny" joke thats been done 20,000,000,000 times to date and is just a thing that points out your lack of comedic ability because youre a douche
40) people who CONSTANTLY ask me "how are you", "whats up", "how are you feeling", or other questions that are retardedly unimportant that a normal person wouldnt give a shit about
41) white trash (see: people on COPS episodes; not white people in general, just white trash)
42) people who have outrageously huge arguments over things that don't matter (a black kid got arrested for threatening to shoot a guy who took a can of soda from his sister)
43) native people (NOT ALL NATIVES CONTINUE READIN) who hate white people because they think they stole their land when in reality it was their ancestors and they didnt do shit and its not their fault but they continue to blame innocent people
44) people who update you constantly on every insignificance in their life
45) people that say "you know what im sayin" in between every 6 words
46) people who stand in front of you on the bus and scratch their crotch
47) people who sit next to you on the bus when there are 10 other available seats that would put a comfortable barrier between you
48) when youre carrying home more than two meals because you got take out for several people and an old guy sees you carrying it and asks if one is for him. ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!
49) old people in general
50) people who have no weight management skills whatsoever (see: albel nox, a fat kid who feels he is superior to others at times in which he is an obvious loner fag)
51) when in real life someone says oh my god but extends the god with an "a" or "uh" sound (oh my goduhhhhhhhh), also works with other words
52) when something happens to someone and 5 comically handicapped retards get up and say "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
53) reruns of family guy, IT WAS ONLY FUNNY THE FIRST TIME YOU WATCHED IT
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54) when people type [/sarcasm] in chat. While it is hard to see sarcasm in chat, youre still a fag for typing that
55) People who troll (start fights) on forums. Good job, asshole, you typed some angry chat, you must feel fucking special.
56) When black people think that the world is beating them down because of their skin color but in reality they dropped out of highscool at 16 and blame white people for their problems
57) When barack obama says HOPE or CHANGE
58) when someone says "oops I did it again", referencing gay britney spears pop songs
59) when you can't use youre debit card at some stupid store because they are too cheap to get a debit system but you forgot your cash
60) when youre in a hurry and you forget something important
61) when a fat kid comments that something you have to eat looks delicious because they are panting like a dog to eat some but they are a fat fuck who needs to lose some weight so you dont give them any
62) when you have a friend with no money but you buy food when they are around and they beg you to share
63) when you go to subway or quiznos and the bitch is a FOB who doesnt speak english and makes you pay for something you didnt want. GRRR IT HAS HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES >:(
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64) when people ask you if a game you dont have is fun and expect you to inform them on something you know nothing about because they are too lazy to check for themselves
65) when you have to activate a windows key and some guy with a strong indian accent is on the phone activation system and you can barely understand him
66) people who think everything is a conspiracy
67) people who do cocaine and think that they are hardcore even though in 2 months they will have rotted teeth and a face that resembles a vagina afflicted with herpes and crabs
68) people who don't cut the hair off moles they have. One guy I saw combed his mole hair and grew it out. WTF??
69) People who send me links to youtube of something they think is funny but is retardedly stupid and unimportant and a waste of your time
70) People who think that mentally handicapped kids should be sent to school so that they cant learn anything and can be a burden on the education system and waste taxpayers money just so they can feel more special than they are. I mean seriously, you are paying for transportation costs, wheelchairs, helmets, special assistants, operations, leg braces, walkers, and someone who wipes the drool off their face periodically (lol).
71) People with hilariously terrible names, or prostitutes named Candy.
72) Bleach blonde dyed hair. GAY!
73) People who hate vista but have never tried it, or people who over-glorify vista when its not that special.
74) People who hate macs or mac users who hate PCs, you just hate the other brand because you dont know how to use it.
75) People who distinctively have reasons why PC or Mac is better, THEY ARE BOTH USED FOR SEPERATE PURPOSES, BUT AT THE SAME TIME MANY SIMILAR PURPOSES. Live with it, asshole. I have a PC and an iMac. I love both.
76) People who think talking about sex is awkward or disgusting. It's been around since the beginning of life, retard. Get used to it.
77) People who try to convert or force people into their religion.
78) People in cults who think that they chose the right religion when it's ruining their life and everyone is laughing at how stupid they are.
79) People who take shortcuts that in reality are longer and a lot more work but they are stubborn and insist its faster when it really isnt.
80) People who tell someone else that they are cool (and actually mean it), could you be more of a suck up?
81) When people say kewl instead of cool.
82) People who try to force you into liking anime, when in reality only social outcasts or asians like it.
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83) People who take roleplay WAY to seriously and ban anyone who makes them cry (see: taco and banana fags)
84) people who discover gossip about someone else, and tell EVERYONE they know so they have something to talk about for 5 minutes to seem more interesting when in reality they are a lonely uninteresting fag who cant make conversation.... GRRR.
84) people who cry when Gordon Ramsay the famous chef yells at them on tv. (hes the guy from kitchen nightmares and hells kitchen)
85) people who have windows 95. What the fuck is your problem? By a fucking new computer and get a operating system upgrade you stupid noob! (credited to slimshiddy for idea)
86) people who think putting food colouring in their lunch makes them cool
87) people who fight online (see: http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.c om warning that you wont like it though)
88) when people ask me if they are allowed to do something that i obviously wouldnt give a fuck about
89) people who try too desperately to get your acceptance and make awkward stupid jokes that just make you hate them more
90) fat kids with high pitched voices and man boobs (UGH.....)
91) World of Warcraft. I know you probably play it, but its beyond what im willing to play, its just so gay. Ive never played it and I never will. Playing with 40 year old men who live in their mothers basement doesnt interest me
92) the dramatic voices, announcers and sounds that FOX uses. IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Watch a lame episode of trading spouses, hells kitchen, kitchen nightmares, or an ad for a new episode of family guy and you will see what i mean.

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